mastersmalpka:

lora-mathis:

Girl, an ongoing series 
by Lora Mathis 

I love this! 

isolables:

You think it is okay sink
into the ocean of sadness
whenever you wish
because I will always dive for you
each time deeper than the one before
to breathe oxygen into your weary lungs
with open mouth kisses
to pull you back to the surface with me.

But the next time
the water may fill my lungs
before I make it to you.

bullshit394:

thernediocregatsby:

darkfather-ihavesinned:

stfunadeen:

hisan-na:

orientaltiger:

Fill your heart with secrets but the only way to read them is if you break your heart. 

i will forever reblog this

i need me one of these.

OMG I WANT ONE

i think every couple should get one and fill it with the little things they love about each other. and then if they’re fighting throw it at a wall and read all the little things that come out and hopefully that will remind them to love again. 

asdfghjkl reblogging for that ^

221b-bagend-street-badwolf:

only-slightly-insane:

yourfavoriteantihero:

we-who-swear-in-the-angels-name:

amosanguis:

andrysb24:

spooky-tomanii:

I’M 600% DONE.

OMFG I nearly spit Coke on my students taking a practice test

Forever reblog.

I’m sorry I have to reblog this simply because there are teachers who are on tumblr, the fandom part of tumblr, during class. You’re f***ing awesome.

MY REAL OTP

I nearly spit Coke on my students

you are my hero, random fandom teacher

RANDOM FANDOM TEACHER

schizoineffective:

thislifesucks:

Oh now i see why we are like this

yep

bewilden:

fileformat:

how are these people not dead

Oh he can eat plastic bags and the other lady can eat drywall, but if I want to enjoy some fucking cookie dough I’ll get salmonella and die

bewilden:

fileformat:

how are these people not dead

Oh he can eat plastic bags and the other lady can eat drywall, but if I want to enjoy some fucking cookie dough I’ll get salmonella and die

averagefairy:

moms are so temperamental you say one thing like “have you seen my hoodie” and theyre like your HOODIE??? YOUR HOODIE???? DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY THINGS I HAVE TO DO EVERY DAY AND YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO KEEP TRACK OF YOUR HOODIE? NOBODY HELPS ME IN THIS HOUSE I DO EVERYTHING BY MYSELF AND NOBODY ASKS HOW I AM YOUR FATHER IS AN ALCOHOLIC 

mxydxy:

panicked-killjoy-boy:

mxydxy:

1816-miles-away:

mxydxy:

mxydxy:

let’s all quit school and start a punk band in my parent’s basement

SHIT 440 MEMBERS I EXPECTED 3 I’M GONNA NEED MUM TO MAKE MORE COOKIES

You’re going to need a bigger basement

I DON’T EVEN HAVE A BASEMENT I’M AUSTRALIAN

An attic will work

WE DON’T HAVE THOSE HERE EITHER